sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters
Gryffindor: I’ll fight my way out of this.
Slytherin: I’ll BS my way out of this.
Ravenclaw: I’ll negotiate my way out of this.
Hufflepuff: Hi I baked you cookies. Thanks for letting my best friend go, you’re a real peach. Let’s talk about proper treatment of others now, shall we?
If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy
If you’re gay and you fall for a woman
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys
If you’re pansexual and have a preference
What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the confinements of a label.
T H I S
If you’re asexual and get attracted to someone somehow.
Best line in BBC history
holy hell doctor
none of that was expected.
I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise
if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away
GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK
last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up